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Total Medals Earned: 21 (From 7 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 340 Points

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 7/17/16
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He got it from Burger King Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

Insert Coin

Basics acquired! Unlocked 7/28/15
5 Points
Reach a highscore of 5 points
Expert leecher! Unlocked 7/28/15
25 Points
Reach a highscore of 10 points
I invented freeplay! 50 Points Reach a highscore of 15 points
I'll never spend a penny again! 100 Points Reach a highscore of 20 points

Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/180 points)

Kill the Plumber

1UP Yours Unlocked 4/28/15
5 Points
Kill the plumber 10 times
World 1 Done Unlocked 4/28/15
10 Points
Beat level 12 under 5 seconds
Indie Giving 5 Points Check out Dojo.com
Join the Army 5 Points Like Kill the Plumber's page
No Stomping 5 Points Get stomped on level 1.
Shortcut 5 Points Beat level 12 under 5 seconds
Deathtouch 10 Points Touch and kill the plumber on level 4
100 Lives Lost 25 Points Kill the plumber 100 times.
Another Castle 25 Points Beat level 24
Castle Crushed 25 Points Beat level 36
Jumpless 25 Points Beat level 10 without jumping
Must Kill 25 Points Kill the plumber before timer runs out on level 23
Completionist 50 Points Beat all Lost Levels
Lost Levels 50 Points Get at least 108 stars
Perfectionist 100 Points Get all 144 stars

Medals Earned: 2/15 (15/370 points)

Relive Your Life

Dressing in Drag Unlocked 11/20/16
10 Points
Rambo is quite the prankster!
100 MPH Spank! 10 Points Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
30 Rock Date 10 Points TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Big Mouth 10 Points Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Blind Runner 10 Points Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points Death snagged you so young!
Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points Yogurt.
Extra! Extra! 10 Points Check out any of the external links
FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Hellfire Injection 10 Points Time paid life's bill.
Hide 'n Seek 10 Points He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
HomeRun! 10 Points Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Human Appliance 10 Points Science is bad, M'kay?
I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Love at First Fight 10 Points Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Mee-Yow! 10 Points A WILD CatFight ensues!
Meet Joe Black 10 Points This was hilarious to animate :)
Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points Everything dies and it's all your fault.
My Hero. 10 Points No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Nice Save! 10 Points Obviously she's a keeper!
Puppy Love 10 Points Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Self Consumed Donut 10 Points Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points Imma firin mah lazor!!!
Tails Never Fails 10 Points A classic for bidding!
The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points "Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
The Naked Mile 10 Points If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points You become Saint Awesome!
GODLIKE! 100 Points You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Lives Worth Living! 100 Points You found all 29 different endings!

Medals Earned: 1/32 (10/500 points)

Return to Riddle School

DogBro Unlocked 2/19/17
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Time-sink Unlocked 2/19/17
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Circa 2006 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Non-team Mascot Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Screw This Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Escape Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Something's Wrong... Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/115 points)

Road of the Dead

Blunt Force Trauma Unlocked 2/19/17
5 Points
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Gunslinger Unlocked 2/19/17
10 Points
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Hydroficial Intelligence Unlocked 2/19/17
10 Points
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Don't Need Wheels Unlocked 2/19/17
25 Points
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
No Mercy Unlocked 2/19/17
25 Points
Hit 25 civilians
Road Dominator Unlocked 2/19/17
25 Points
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Road Warrior Unlocked 2/19/17
25 Points
Defeat a helicopter
Wise Man Unlocked 2/19/17
25 Points
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Close Encounters Unlocked 2/19/17
50 Points
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Speed Racer Unlocked 2/19/17
50 Points
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Hood Shaker 5 Points Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Flip Flop 10 Points Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Meticulous 10 Points Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Quick Draw 25 Points Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Nuke Watcher 50 Points Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Pinball 50 Points Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Tank 50 Points Buy all the upgrades
Time To Spare 50 Points Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Top Gun 50 Points Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Zombie Sniper 50 Points Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Dead On Time 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Hell's Angel 100 Points Beat Highway To Hell
One Man Army 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Police State
Survivor 100 Points Beat The Great Escape

Medals Earned: 10/24 (250/1,000 points)

Toss the Turtle

Gold Star Unlocked 2/21/17
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 2/21/17
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Drunk Driver Unlocked 2/21/17
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Acupuncture 5 Points Get skewered on spikes
Novice 5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark 5 Points Find the hidden button
Amateur 10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Harrasment 10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space 10 Points Reach space
Strong Armed 10 Points Get punched by a banana
Abducted 25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus 25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent 25 Points Play over an hour
Professional 25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive 25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything
Master 50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler 50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge 100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/500 points)